“Hi Sweetheart, I know it's been a while since I have written a proper letter to you. Do you…”

Hi Sweetheart, I know it's been a while since I have written a proper letter to you. Do you remember how years ago I used to write letters to you all the time? Yeah, and you never wrote back because heaven forbid you would put pen to paper. But with Covid-19, I have found the time to revive my love of writing letters by hand, hand cramps, and all. I hope that you too can give this old way of communicating a try. Letter writing is not the only thing COVID has given me time to do. Brace yourself, but & have lost 40 pounds! They say weight loss requires a lifestyle change and the world has given me one. I feel rather guilty that so many people are suffering and I am happier than ever. My health is greatly improved and I love spending time with my family. Because of this, it's hard to express my happiness to my best friend, anonymous, because she is suffering financially. However, didn't anyone ever hear of an emergency fund? I feel she should have been saving money and working more, but now she is totally playing the victim. Anyway, thank you for listening and I hope to hear from you soon. Sincerely, Your Best Ex-Lover