“Dear Society, I must begin this letter by expressing my sincere thanks of how you, an apparently…”

Dear Society, I must begin this letter by expressing my sincere thanks of how you, an apparently extremely concerned individual, took time out of your, I'm sure very busy schedule to notice me. Thank dure, for taking your attention off of the many issues in our world that are actually important to notice and ridicule many of my countless flaws. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. The way I live my life has absolutely nothing to do with you. I don't need to be fixed or changed to meet your standards. I do not need to be attacked or punished for being who I am. I am unique. I am quiet. No matter whatever else I may be, I am always completely totally, 100% me. If you've got a problem with that well take a number. I don't need any one's approval to figure out that I am of worth. That's the one thing I will always know. You don't have to like me. I love me, and that's all that matters. Sincerely, Everyone You've Ever Screwed Over